Not Me Monday Tuesday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama.
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Okay, so I'm a day late. I was busy yesterday and didn't get to it, BUT, I have many horrifying things that I've done this week to share with you. You know you love it.

First of all, I most definately did not smell my son's soccer socks to see if I really had to wash them. Just so you know, they needed washing (and boiling for that matter).

After putting yard tools back in the shed yesterday, I locked the shed and got into the car with the kids for a trip to Dairy Queen. Then, I heard our cat, Joey, meowing loudly. It dawned on me that I must have just locked him inside the shed. At that point I did NOT leave him in the shed while we drove to get ice cream. That would be cruel! What would ASPCA think about that? (FYI, it was only 15 minutes, for pete's sake, and, it was very cool outside. Oh, AND, there are vents in the shed for crying out loud). This is NOT me trying to defend my poor decision.

Regarding beforementioned trip to Dairy Queen, I did NOT go willingly. I did NOT appreciate being forced into enjoying choking down a small strawberry cheesequake blizzard.

I certainly do not feel that my daughter is superior in every way because she is able to spell chrysalis. (ok, ok, on the second try, but STILL!)

I am NOT secretly grossed out by my son's pink eye and the disgusting goop that we have to keep scooping out of his eyes.

Oh, and I'm really not overly excited about our new Topsy Turvy contraption, which we have not been searching everywhere for only to find that everyone is sold out. I did not go to Fred Meyer last night for plant food and literally stumble upon some. (Ok, I am SO freakin' excited about this I can't stand it!)

And finally, even though I have been up since 3:30am, I most definately WILL NOT fall asleep during the "Biggest Loser" finale that goes until 10pm tonight. I've been waiting all week!