Sarcasm....served fresh daily

So, this is definately NOT my morning so far. I forgot to put my clothes in the dryer last night so they aren't ready. I cant find a single stinking hairbrush in the entire house, so now I will have to improvise and use a hair clip to comb my hair. Lovely. However, the biggest tragedy, and I DO mean a tragedy friends, is that I am OUT OF COFFEE. I can't even scrape enough out of the grinder to make a bad cup of coffee, and even that would be acceptable to me this morning. No coffee? WORST. DAY. EVER.